The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs :: essays research papers

The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs     Once upon a time there lived three pigs. Together they owned a verypopular restaurant, "Pork Boys."     Each of the pigs made different burgers for different people. The firstpig, Hamm was trying to watch his cargo so he made Veggie Burgers.     The secound pig named Pork Chop made his burger with special Highprotein cheese and fat free thousand island dressing.     The ordinal pig, Bacon, made the grease burger with three slabs of beef,four pieces of(turkey) bacon, five different cheeses, super fat secret sauce,grease on the side, and your choice of any bun get out whole wheat."Flash This just in. There have been reports of Richard Simonssightings in the area so head for high grounds and hide your oldies cassetes.This is non a test, I repeat non a test.""Hamm, lock the doors"" Im on it Bacon."Bamm Bamm He was there, Richard Simon s pounding on the window, "Let mein folks and together we can get unblock of those stormy thunder thighs.""Leader of the Pack."     All of the sudden the customers began to dance to the hypnotic music.     Hamm tried to fend it (Ricard Simons) off with his Veggie Burger butthan he realized that the Burger was not Fatty enough so he to began to dance.Pork Chop in fear of his life lobed his burger into the beasts mouth. "High protien cheese and non-fat dressing can not harm me. Ha, Ha, Ha"     Pork Chop then was thrown into the trance and uncontrolably began todance the watusi.     Is this the end of the line for the pigs? Will the pigs be covered in ablanket of exercise instead of panecake... But wait look over there could it be,yes it is Big Bacon Boy"Baa Baa Baa," a trumpet sounded in the background."Ha, Ha Richard it is the end of the line for you. You are not wante d in